If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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