is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
