Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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