6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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