Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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