: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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