what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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