I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I understand Curling. That high.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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