i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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