soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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