Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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