Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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