Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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