So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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