doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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