two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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