so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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