I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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