I wish I could punch you in the face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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