this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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