he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
