It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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