put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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