my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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