So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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