if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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