i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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