Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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