I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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