Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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