I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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