im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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