So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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