so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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