i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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