before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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