We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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