Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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