dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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