At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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