You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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