You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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