:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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