At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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