He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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