Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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