Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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