i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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