He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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