Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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