hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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