Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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