Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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