question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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