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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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