no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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