i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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