You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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