Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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