More tranny stories later!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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