Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My dick has a subreddit
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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